Lines you would never hear in The Warriors...

[Storm86]

uhhh dude? see that pink thing next to her name? that means she's a woman. and with a name like ajaxishot it should have been a dead give away  :p :p

[Ajaxishot96]

No worries - I am not offended!

OK here's one:

Cowboy to Baseball Furies: "What did you just say to me? Huh?! That's it, I'm going to lose it on you...nobody ever speaks to me like that!"

Not as good as the others mind you but I will be back with more! Ha ha! x

[popsicle_fury]

(alright, everyone point and laugh and go "NOOOOOOOOOOOB" and such)

Ajax: Checkmate.

Cyrus: (dancing around by himself with his headphones on loudly) Don’tcha wish your girlfriend was HOT LIKE MEEEEE?!

Luther: KumbayaaaaaaaaAAAA, my lord, KUMBAAAAAYAAAAAAA…..

Swan: When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying DAAAAAAY!

Ajax: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of a right angle triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Ajax: Oh GOD! So many days have past by and I’ve driven myself mad hiding away my thoughts and feelings, but no longer! I can’t take it anymore! I LOVE YOU, SWAN!

Ajax: (singing) Save a horse, ride a COWBOY!
Cowboy: I hate you so much right now...

Rembrandt: Aw maaaan, Snow, Fox! You guys got awesome artwork! I look like a monkey throwing crap on walls compared to you guys.

Cleon: Guys, I’m trying to watch Passions! Keep it down!

Luther: (showing off gun) This is my BOOMSTICK!

[GramercyRiff99]

Ajax (to the undercover cop): Do you wish to come along with me madam? It is very unsafe in this park after dark, and I wouldn't want you to get in any trouble.

Ajax (to any woman ever): Greetings fellow human! I respect you as a person as opposed to an object! Do you wish to come to my house for dinner and then have a long talk about our relationship?

Cyrus (to Masai): FINE! If you insist, I will wear that bulletproof vest for my speech! It's not like I'll need it or anything, but if it makes you happy...

I've seen some pretty funny stuff. Keep it up!

[popsicle_fury]

DJ: Here's a song requested by the War Chief, Swan, goin' out to his fellow Warrior, Ajax. ("If You Were Gay" from Avenue Q starts playing)

Luther: Sorry, can't come to raid Riverside with you guys. I gotta go read stories and sing to all the little kids at the hospital and bake cupcakes for the old folk's home!

Cochise (or any Warrior, for that matter) : In the name of the moon...I WILL PUNISH YOU!

Cyrus: Imagine me and you, I dooo...
Masai: I think about you day and night, it's only riiiiight...
Cyrus: To think about you and me, me and youuuu...
Masai: So happy togetherrrr...
Both: I CAN'T SEE ME LOVING NOBODY BUT YOU, FOR ALL MY LIIIIIIFE!

Heehee...I apologize to the fandom in general. It's waaaaay too easy to mock the characters. XD Especially when they're singing.

[Cowboy Is Cool]

Rembrandt, talking about anybody: Wow, I kicked his ass!

Ajax: Damn, that Dingo's smokin'!

Fox: There he is! That's him! That's... The Rogue! He shot Cyrus!

Fury: Hey... I can talk!

Fox: Holy shit! The Orphans! They're the heaviest set in the city! RUN!!!!!
                                                      OR

Orphans Leader: Admit guys, we're pathetic. Let's just quit before those Dingos come back. I don't want to get beaten and raped again...

[Space Toaster]

Ajax: *Stroking a ratty blue blanket* I am a good bopper...I am a good bopper...I am a good bopper...

Fox: *As he's thrown in front of the train* GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! Train runs him over*

Snowball: My afro sense is tingling!

Ajax: *Singing in the shower* It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men!

Cochise: You're right Vermin, I SHOULD audition for the Village People!

Mercy: Wow, this is a quality bra.

Cowboy: *Singing into his hairbrush* Rhinestone cowbooooy!

Rembrandt: Who's up for Strip Poker?!

Swan: *Talking on the phone* Hello, is this Farrah Fawcett? Look lady, I've told you before and I'll tell you again, STOP STEALING MY HAIRSTYLE!

[Space Toaster]

Mercy: *To Ajax* You're not well-liked, you're abrasive and off-putting, and you try and say pithy things but your mind is a hinderance and therefore NOTHING is provocative, now doesn't that make you ANGRY?!
*Ajax shrugs*
Mercy: Come on man!
Swan: Your penmanship is atrocious!
Snow: You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.
Ajax: *Blinks*

Mystery Men, anyone?

[Illuminati]

Ajax - "Do i look look good in this?"
:badgrin:

[Vermin/Cowboy]

Ajax:See you's later, me and Cowboy are going to play Spin The Bottle with The Dingos.

[Cowboy Is Cool]

Ajax:See you's later, me and Cowboy are going to play Spin The Bottle with The Dingos.

Lol! That's a good one! It seems like The Dingos have been taking some heat lately (read my last post on here). Oh well, they suck anyways. Keep up the good work, guys !

[popsicle_fury]

Mercy: *To Ajax* You're not well-liked, you're abrasive and off-putting, and you try and say pithy things but your mind is a hinderance and therefore NOTHING is provocative, now doesn't that make you ANGRY?!
*Ajax shrugs*
Mercy: Come on man!
Swan: Your penmanship is atrocious!
Snow: You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.
Ajax: *Blinks*

Mystery Men, anyone?

Nice, that's hilarious! I love Mystery Men.

[Space Toaster]

Ajax: Does this make me look fat?

Fox: Dur...two plus two is eighteen...

Snowball: I'm ready for my twenty minute speech!

Rembrandt: *To a Lizzie* Who's your daddy?      (*Cracks up laughing*)

Cleon: *Makes sure no one's looking before he removes his Super Secret Candy Stash from under his headcloth*

[Vermin/Cowboy]

Cochise:YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you look at the "Bad Things To Say", I put something about Cochise being a Flava Flav wannabe.


Ajax:(When they see the police woman)Hi ma'am, we won't bother you.

[Space Toaster]

Ajax: Who's up for karaoke? I can do my rendition of It's Raining Men!

Cleon: Hmmm...which headcloth, salmon pink or robin's egg blue?

Fox: *With a lisp* Rembrandt, WHERE did you get that neckerchief, because it makes you look FABULOUS!

Swan: *To any other Warriors* Hellooooooo handsome!