Bad Things To Say...

[Baby Joker]

Bad Things To Say When You Meet A Gang (or a specific gang member)

(Note: Some of these I borrowed from Whose Line's Scenes From A Hat Game)

(To The Satan's Mothers) Where's the rest of the Village People?

That one was good

[Space Toaster]

*pictures Cochise, a Satan's Mother, Cowboy and one of the cops singing YMCA and dies laughing*

[Vermin/Cowboy]

goin_CRAZY, u said the funniest one!!    I think Cowboy would get really pissed off!!

O, and Space Toaster, the 1 u just put about them doing the YMCA, isn't that from Wayne's World 2?? That kind of reminds me of that!!

[Cowboy79]

To The Lizzies: You're Girls!? 

[back2coney]

want a harsh one??????  oh this is nasty....

To the orphans - I killed your folks  :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

[warlord jp]

This one is not as good as the other ones, but here it goes.
To snow: Hey snow, did the cat eat your tounge?

[Vermin/Cowboy]

These ones ain't that good!!

To the Hi-Hats: MOMMY LOOK AT THE CLOWNS!! LOOK AT THE CLOWNS!!


To the Orphans when u run up 2 them: Tomorrow!! Tomorrow!! I love ya!! Tomorrow!! Your only a day away!!

[Vermin/Cowboy]

I just thought of 2 more!!

To Ajax:R u lemon sented or orange sented?(not the best!)

To Snow:Will u please sign my cd? Wait a minute, ur not Michael Jackson!!(Doesn't Snow look like the
Mickael Jackson befor the surgries!?)

[turnbull_badger]

(to cleon )- is that a carpet sample on your head

[Space Toaster]

*Cracks up laughing at SD's* Oh...my...GOD! At least Cyrus doesn't talk like James Brown.

James Brown: *Does the "Can you dig it" speech*

Ajax: ...What the hell did he just say?!

Anyway, back on topic!

To Ajax: I know this great orthodontist.
(For those who have no idea what I'm taking about, just look at Ajax's teeth when he smiles or talks.)

To Cochise: There is such a think as too much collagen.

To Swan: You should get that huge growth looked at-Oh, wait, that's just your nose. *Gets punched*
(Don't get me wrong, folks, I like Swan's nose!)

[swan_jax]

rembrandt- have you considered of joining the village people.
cleon-thats a nice head dress! did your mom make it for you?
cochise- could you do the rain dance?
luther- did you take viagra for your chin.
                                        thats all i got.

[Cubs On The Red Carpet]

rembrandt- have you considered of joining the village people.
cleon-thats a nice head dress! did your mom make it for you?
cochise- could you do the rain dance?
luther- did you take viagra for your chin.
                                         thats all i got.

that ones fuuny and so are the rest keep them coming im digging this topic right now

[StickWarrior]

To Mercy: Would you like a swetter?
To Luther: You know you can get a quarter for all those bottle right?

Weak, I know. I tried! 

[Vermin/Cowboy]

To Chatterbox: I'll have the Chicken McNuggets!!

To Swan: Are you Bob Saget's brother?(Both of their noses are HUGE!!)

To Fox: U get runover by a train or something?

To Ajax: If you curse 1 more time, you don't get any desert!!

These ain't really that good!!

[goin_CRAZY]

Vermin: You hear what they say about guys who exclaim about their big ones? No really, they usually aren't big.