bigfoot wrote:
well heres a joke my friend told and it was kinda funny.
a black man, a chinese man, and a white man go to hell. the three men met the devil and the devil said hit me with something i cant catch. so first the white man shot a bullet at him and the devil caught it. next, the chinese man threw chop sticks at him and he caught it. last, the black man threw a fart and he said catch that motherfauker and the devil let the black man go. when he got out it was raining bullets and chop sticks.
Oh boy.. read the rules buddy.
Im too tired to handle this.. storm, mc*, shm anyone?
Okay, I'll take care of this one.
Bigfoot, I know you're new and all, but you're acting like you didn't even read the rules. If you don't and you continue to disobey them, there's a strong possibility you'll get posts deleted and/or a ban. Understand the mods try to keep this forum a good place to be, so that's why we have the rules. So here's the link to the page you're looking for - http://www.warriorsmovie.co.uk/forum/rules/. It only takes a couple of minutes to read and though I know you were just replying to what the topic is all about, rules always count, no matter what the topic is.
My dad told me this after seing a comedian at benidorm last week called Albi Senior.
An essex women as cancelled her hen night, she said she don't want to get bird flu.
Dowley ov wcb wrote:
My dad told me this after seing a comedian at benidorm last week called Albi Senior.
An essex women as cancelled her hen night, she said she don't want to get bird flu.
lmao thats funny.. Benidorm,,, errr i bet your english and i've not looked at your profile.
Benidorm the good old British holiday destination
a convict escapes from prison and breaks into a couple`s house he ties the husband to a chair and takes the wife to the bedroom the husband looked and the guy was kissing the wife`s neck and then the convict got up and went into the bathroom the husband said honey do what he says even if it`s sex because if you don`t he will get angry and kill us hang in there honey I love you i`m here for you he wasn`t kissing my neck the wife said he was whispering in my ear he said he thought you were cute and that he loved you and now he`s in the bathroom getting vasoline hang in there honey I love you i`m here for you
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Thats pretty skanky but its pretty good.
I got one but its quite bad:
a man was walking down the road to his local pub and slips in the biggest pile of poo that you've ever seen , so he gets up wipes himself down and heads to the pub . ten minutes later a massive bloke enters the pub and he looks verry angry so the barman says "wats up?" and the man says " i just slipped up in this big pile of crud"Â so the man who tripped before him turns round and laughes and says "I DID THAT!!"
told u it sucks.
A doctor calls one of his clients and says ?I have some bad news and worst news?. The client says ?what?s the bad news?? The doctor says ?you are going to die in 24 hrs?. The clients ?OH? CRAP! What could the worst news be?? The doctor says ?I tried to call you yesterday.?
And can someone explain the walk into a bar and said OUCH joke to me.
Orphen wrote:
A doctor calls one of his clients and says ?I have some bad news and worst news?. The client says ?what?s the bad news?? The doctor says ?you are going to die in 24 hrs?. The clients ?OH? CRAP! What could the worst news be?? The doctor says ?I tried to call you yesterday.?
And can someone explain the walk into a bar and said OUCH joke to me.
If a man walks into a bar(like a pole) and smacks his head he would say ouch.
OK I got a small one. Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A- A kid with popped water wings.(That one was a little wrong)
Um.....ok. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?A- To see what was on the otherside.
3 wemon and sitting eating lunch and taling about about their daughters. The redhead goes"I was clening her room and found a box of smokes and I didnt even knew she smoked" The brunete goes"I found drugs and I didnt even know she was a pothead." Then the blonde mother goes"I found condoms in her room and I didnt even know she had a penis."
PS. Please I'm blonde so dont give me heat for those blonde jokes.
it was funny to me at the time aint now but ill tell it
a new kid comes into class and the teacher asks what his name is he didnt know so he went home
to ask his mom while she was cutting a chicken and she cut her finger and said ,get lost
he went to his dad who was watching football asked for his name his dad saw a goal and said YES.
He then went to his brother who was playing darts 180 he shouted
he then went to his little sister, who sang IN MY LITTLE BROOM BROOM CAR
the next day.
Teacher:so whats your name
Little kid:Get lost
teacher:do you want to see the headteacher
Little kid:YES
Teacher:how many lines do you want to write
Little kid:180
teacher:how you going to get yourself out of this one then
little kid:in my little broom broom car.
everyone has probaly heard this but oh well
there are 3 men called f**k, dog s**t and manners. they are crossing the road when dog s**t gets hit by a car. f**k runs into a police station and says "my friend just got hit by a car" police cop "ok whats your name"
"f**k" police cop "wheres your manners" f**k "outside picking up dog s**t"
thats funny.. Benidorm,,, errr i bet your english and i've not looked at your profile.
