There are too many variables involved to give a solid answer. Among them is the definition of unladen. If you mean entirely free of any material not organically produced by the swallow itself, such as dirt that might stick its feathers together, then the maximum air speed velocity might be slightly greater than if you define the term as simply not carrying any item in the swallow's beak, such as, I don't know, a python for example.4nik8 wrote:4. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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subtle and crafty!Nuck Forbert wrote:...a python for example.4nik8 wrote:4. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
and, just like that, free to post outside of the proving grounds (for those who still stringently follow such rules!)
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I have to admit I'm a little scared. I feel like this is my turf - I don't know the streets out there on the wider forum, there could be enemy soldiers waiting to jap me at every turn!
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Lol. If you want to see what NOT to post, look for those postings from a recently banned member by the name of moonrunner27.Nuck Forbert wrote:I have to admit I'm a little scared. I feel like this is my turf - I don't know the streets out there on the wider forum, there could be enemy soldiers waiting to jap me at every turn!
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No need to worry about that!Godfather wrote:Lol. If you want to see what NOT to post, look for those postings from a recently banned member by the name of moonrunner27.Nuck Forbert wrote:I have to admit I'm a little scared. I feel like this is my turf - I don't know the streets out there on the wider forum, there could be enemy soldiers waiting to jap me at every turn!
With the exception of that one comma splice above, Nuck has shown mastery of the written word!
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YOU HAD TO GO THERE... Well you've just made an enemy out of me.4nik8 wrote:With the exception of that one comma splice above

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...looks like I accidentally japped him!
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Well that didn't take long. Now you are truly welcome to the site, usually 4nik8 is picking on the females of the site, so i guess you should feel flattered? ::)Nuck Forbert wrote:YOU HAD TO GO THERE... Well you've just made an enemy out of me.4nik8 wrote:With the exception of that one comma splice above
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picking on?!?!
more like making 'em stick to their seats!!
more like making 'em stick to their seats!!
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You say tomato I say potato. 4nika8 = stud or spud4nik8 wrote:picking on?!?!
more like making 'em stick to their seats!!

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Two of the most exhaustive posts I've read in a while.
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Ther'll be more to come, welcome Nuck.Nuck Forbert wrote:Two of the most exhaustive posts I've read in a while.
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Godfather wrote:You say tomato I say potato. 4nika8 = stud or spud4nik8 wrote:picking on?!?!
more like making 'em stick to their seats!!
you say exhaustive - I say exhaustingNuck Forbert wrote:Two of the most exhaustive posts I've read in a while.
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The context of my post has been lost by the deletion of two posts above it, each trying to sell car exhausts. Damn you mods, bring back the spammers! I was going to cultivate them into my new army and take over Coney Island!