That one sister Khloe especially needs a shrink and a pitcher full of meds. And their mother just....UGH. I could throw up.

I do, however, enjoy a big ass...

....Note to self: Wear shapeless clothes to ComicCon in October. Just to be safe.

shapeless clothes are looser, thus, much easier to ...manuever

I commend you on planning ahead

What makes you think I'll let you get that close?

buffy the body, and cherokee d ass, YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIE

will that be medium rare or well done sir?....

however the chef recommends!

people who cover their ears when an ambulance or fire truck goes by, god i hate people who do that, its a siren you pus**

well for the kardashians i do recommend well done.

well for the kardashians i do recommend well done.[/quote]



kardassians lol anybody like buffy the body like i do, i wish she was on a restraunt list because i would order her everyday, if women are eye candy she gives mine cavities, i wonder if shes from tennesee because shes the only ten i see, she has more hips then a potamus

if women are eye candy she gives mine cavities, i wonder if shes from tennesee because shes the only ten i see,[/quote]

the best pick up lines ever.

I usually go with, "A-OH! Where's my goddamn sandwich?!?"

because im italian i usually answer my door in some dress pants and a white wife beater, with a few sweat stains on it with hair poking out of it with a gold cross necklace , and as soon as my date comes inside my house and sits down on my leather couch i yell "MA DIDGYA IRON MY JACKET!.........MAA! DIDGYA IRON MY F***** JACKET!!!!
....my mom answers with a strong Italian accent "iron it ya self, ya just like ya fada, get a job ya bum!"

bada bing-bada boom!!