what do you do?

[Cyrus]

No worries mate, we're just kidding. It did look funny tho! 

[turnbull gbr]

Dante = Scurvy Dog
Randall = Ninth
Just need a couple of low level drug dealers now

[4nik8]

...put the money in my hand!

[turnbull gbr]

...put the money in my hand!

5 Bucks little man!

[GrandTheftAaron]

...put the money in my hand!

5 Bucks little man!

15 bucks, little man! Put that #$%@ in my hand. If the money doesn't show then you owe me, owe me, oh. My jungle love! Oh wee oh wee oh! I think I wanna know ya, know ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zbVKayEg2Q

[4nik8]

Incidentally, without getting into what company I work for...

is it a secret?

could people close to you potentially be kidnapped to get at your inside knowledge?

[Scurvy Dog]

Incidentally, without getting into what company I work for...

is it a secret?

could people close to you potentially be kidnapped to get at your inside knowledge?

Not really a secret, but there are some details I don't give away on the Internet. This is one of them.

[4nik8]

I hope i can get my down-payment back from those kidnappers...

[Dud]

Well I've just finished high school and still have a few months before I start college, so I guess you could say I'm unemployed at the minute. Happy days.

[union_jack]

...put the money in my hand!

5 Bucks little man!

15 bucks, little man! Put that #$%@ in my hand. If the money doesn't show then you owe me, owe me, oh. My jungle love! Oh wee oh wee oh! I think I wanna know ya, know ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zbVKayEg2Q

ah you wisely omitted the opening song before that  :p

[GrandTheftAaron]

ah you wisely omitted the opening song before that  :p

I would rather refrain from using a couple words for a quote from getting banned from the fourm for a week or two! 

[danny06]

@unionjack & GTA

lol You have got to love Jay & Silent Bob XD

He also says that in Clerks 2

[4nik8]

...seems i never answered the original question

Here's a portion of the ad i answered to get this current job, a month shy of two years ago:

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This position will be responsible for the design, development, testing, and documentation of Hyperion Planning/Essbase applications as directed by Corporate Finance.

Tasks will include the ongoing development/maintenance of metadata structure, data loading, Hyperion Web forms, and Hyperion reports as well as the development and maintenance of enhanced calc-scripts/business rules to optimize application performance

Applicants should possess the following:

 Basic relational database and SQL query skills
 Self-motivation with excellent time management skills
 Strong verbal and written communication skills
 Bachelor’s Degree
 Accounting/Finance background desirable
 Ability to travel up to 30% of the time