i was gonna ask if, at your age, you'd ever even seen a record player, but then i remembered your anachronistic leanings!

Definition from Dictionary.com:

a·nach·ro·nism   /əˈnækrəˌnɪzəm/ Show Spelled[uh-nak-ruh-niz-uhm]
–noun
1. something or someone that is not in its correct historical or chronological time, esp. a thing or person that belongs to an earlier time: The sword is an anachronism in modern warfare.
2. an error in chronology in which a person, object, event, etc., is assigned a date or period other than the correct one: To assign Michelangelo to the 14th century is an anachronism.

Yep, that sounds like me!