The Worst Band Names

[4nik8]

Aren't you due back at the nursing home? I believe Matlock is coming on soon.

You do like yer nursing home/Matlock references:

That still makes you old. Now run along to the nursing home, I think Matlock's on.

See, this is why I stopped visiting the nursing home, lotta weirdness going on. That and a lot of old men kept dropping their hats whenever I walked by. >_>

Unless it's just early onset Alzheimer's...

[Space Toaster]

I had a feeling I've made that joke before.

Now get back to the nursing home and...wait...this sounds familiar.

What forum am I on again?

[union_jack]

dont you know your only making him harder! .. i mean stronger .. whatever

[ILLER...]

how old are you again 4nik8?  she's only a child for christ's sake.

the world around me has gone perverted.

[4nik8]

how old are you again 4nik8?  she's only a child for christ's sake.

the world around me has gone perverted.

Hey ToasterStrudel

As a legal adult, how do you feel about Ill's "protection"?

[Scurvy Dog]

Elvis Hitler
The Lee Harvey Oswald Band

Those are real, not sure if this is real or fake:
The Diary of Anne Frank (as a band name. I know the book is real. Amazing how she was able to write that, being blind and deaf.)

[Space Toaster]

HA! ToasterStrudel, that's a new one.

Honestly? I'm not too pleased with being called a child. Not pleased at all.

Edit: I guess Scurvy Dog's real name is Randal Graves.

[Scurvy Dog]

HA! ToasterStrudel, that's a new one.

Honestly? I'm not too pleased with being called a child. Not pleased at all.

Edit: I guess Scurvy Dog's real name is Randal Graves.

I had to wiki that to see who that even was. (It's been a LONG time since I've seen a Kevin Smith movie.)

[4nik8]

The Diary of Anne Frank (as a band name. I know the book is real. Amazing how she was able to write that, being blind and deaf.)

if that is a Randal Graves reference, then it's VERY clever

otherwise, ammo go and find a pointing-and-laughing emoticon...

[Scurvy Dog]

The Diary of Anne Frank (as a band name. I know the book is real. Amazing how she was able to write that, being blind and deaf.)

if that is a Randal Graves reference, then it's VERY clever

otherwise, ammo go and find a pointing-and-laughing emoticon...

It's a running joke on FARK.com - any reference to either Helen Keller or Anne Frank results in many posts confusing one with the other. It might have its roots in Randal Graves - I'm not sure. It's been over a decade since I've watched Clerks. However, on FARK, the confusion grown to include Annie Oakley, Marie Curie, Amelia Earhart, and other notable women.

[4nik8]

how the balls did Earhart fly that plane if she can't see?!?!

[Space Toaster]

And for that matter, how did Marie Curie discover uranium if she couldn't see it?

I'm beginning to think Wikipedia was lying to me.

[Lion]

will to power, linear, thompson twins

[Scaley]

Wet Wet Wet (describes them perfectly!)

[Space Toaster]

3OH!3, a stupid, and not-very-clever name that SOMEHOW I used to forget how to spell.