Ive not heard that one. I know van damm was for a short period, part of chucks stunt team. He was un credited in one of the missing in action films. Van damm went down hill when he became a crack addict and needed a stunt double for all his action scenes.Storm86 wrote: not to mention Jean Claude Van Damme who was his personal trainer.
Chuck Norris Facts.
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yeah, he did. Zito was his bodyguard at one point. Dolph lundgren slapped van damm around a bit during a premier of universal soldier.Scurvy Dog wrote: Didn't Jean Claude Van Damme get his rear end handed to him by Chuck Zito a few years back?
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yeah i agree on u guys, chuck norris sucks, never liked the man.. hes weak.
Re: Chuck Norris Facts.
Well he was the only Westerner in history to ever earn that high of a Black belt level, I agree he dosen't look that strong compared to stallone, arnold and tyson, but he could still beat them in a fight.warlord jp wrote:DIED??LOL!! AND U ACTUALLY CORRECT ME?!!andy_man wrote: This was died last september ::) Still funny though...ignorance...
Since this is a topic of chuck norris i dont get why many people are scarred to death of him, he isnt that strong.. he aint nothing. Theres mike tyson, silvester stallone, the rasist governor of cali arnold, that can take down this guy.
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I agree Oxygen he'd put a hurtin on Arnold and Sly in a flash but he'd better watch out for that right of Tyson.
The man was one major champion back in the day. I think he deserves the respect Fox showed him.
The man was one major champion back in the day. I think he deserves the respect Fox showed him.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are called The Islands.
Chuck Norris won a game of Connect 4 in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris won a game of Connect 4 in 3 turns.
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warlord jp wrote:DIED??LOL!! AND U ACTUALLY CORRECT ME?!!andy_man wrote: This was died last september ::) Still funny though
Since this is a topic of chuck norris i dont get why many people are scarred to death of him, he isnt that strong.. he aint nothing. Theres mike tyson, silvester stallone, the rasist governor of cali arnold, that can take down this guy.
yes cause a simple grammar mistake is hilarious..
Re: Chuck Norris Facts.
Bruce Lee will own Chuck Norris and Jean Claude van damme. So whats this about Chuck Norris??? He's owned by Bruce Lee now stop the talk. Maybe that will starighten things out a bit! :badgrin: 
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i like this one the best!
Chuck Norris eats steak for every meal of the day. Sometimes he even forgets to kill the cow!!!
Chuck Norris eats steak for every meal of the day. Sometimes he even forgets to kill the cow!!!
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts.
Yep, you're right about that! Bruce Lee could own Norris in a second! Van Damme could put up a better fight than Norris too. And maybe Jackie Chan also......Copperhead wrote:
Have you guys seen the new Chuck Norris/Mountain Dew commercial? It's hilarious!
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SNL tribute w/a few more factsNinth Delegate wrote: When Chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a722iNDz ... arch= OOOPS ;pGodfather wrote:SNL tribute w/a few more factsNinth Delegate wrote: When Chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
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