Where are the characters now?

Rem · Post by **Rem** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:04 am

Not talking about the actors. If the characters went about their lives, how would they end up in the real world?

Swan: Works at Shell gas stations. he works double overtime for...

Mercy: She has kids, is fat and old looking. She predicted her own future. Life sucks.

Ajax: An extremely disgruntled and frustrated worker at Wal-Mart. Or something like Popcopy (Chapelle's Show). He'd be the heavily tatooed one. He quits his job everyday and gets hired again the next day. he is slowly realizing that the age of wimps is dawning...

Cochise: He banged his way to Hawaii. Once there, he stood upon the mountaintop gazing upon the endless green fields of cannabis. He hasn't moved an inch in 18 yrs, 2 months, 3 days, 4 hrs, 12 mins, and 38 secs and counting.

Vermin: Became a multi-millionaire when he accidentally invented shoes that have wax bulit in, so one no longer needs a good surface for moonwalking. With his money he finally was able to afford a haircut and a good chest-waxing, and spent the rest on an armada of automated Tonka four-wheelers that toddlers are meant to ride on. Soon realizing that he weighed too much, he fathered 42 children which he rotates hourly in driving positions of the 8 tonka toddler four wheelers that pull his mighty chariot. Life is good.

Rembrandt: Michael Jackson's explosion in the 80s rocked Rem's world. He is currently camped outside Neverland Ranch.

Snow: After keeping Rembrandt out of trouble for three years, he gave up and went to work at a shoe-store across the street from a kung-fu academy. The four dozen disciples of the revered Master Li always teased Snow in front of his customers, calling him butt-head because his sweet afro that we all know and love looked rather like a pair of buttcheeks from a certain point of view. One day he decided to get hopped up on some Stardust showed those darn kung-fools what was up. Took on the whole dojo, Bruce Lee style. After that he left the shoe store to work with...

Cowboy: A mall security officer. He lives happily ever after, not knowing that in this daya nd age he looks totally frigg'n ridiculous in that Stetson, which really isn't even a cowboy hat once you stop to think about it. He frequently rumbles with the parking lot security officers.

Orphan leader: He is Swan's boss at the Shell gas station.

Masai: 13 years ago he got a little rust in a scratch while on the set of Full House. He was giving one of his signature wide-mouthed rants later on that year about why Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo and Beat Street were modern adaptations of the Old and New Testaments, when suddenly he got lockjaw, cutting him off mid-sentence and he now has a permanent open mouth grin. Quite funny, actually.

Eye-witness to Cyrus' shooting: He disguises himself as one of Vermin's handmaidens and tries to ride his Tonka four-wheelers by night, spending the days eating brocolli in one of the mansion's pantires in an attempt to reach puberty.

Ranchgal · Post by **Ranchgal** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:11 am

I needed the laugh tonight---great imagination!!!
EXCEPT (of course) while I won't give you any problems about Swan working at the shell station---I could really see Cochise there with him actually---and it wouldn't surprise me!!

cowboy, absolutely except he could well be working at wallmart too!! no problem there.

Snow, well he might sell shoes, to hit on the chicks that come to show him their legs---and I can see him taking down the dojo okay too!!

BUT I have difficulty seeing Ajax anywhere enclosed!! Just doesn't work for me at all---NOW if you had him yelling at everyone/quitting and being rehired again and taking part in what ever fights were available WHILE WORKING AT THE DOCKS---either trucks or ships, take your pick---THAT would suit my sensibility about it all!!!

NOW
WE COME TO THE REAL PROBLEM!!!!
ORPHAN LEADER----get over it, not only does he NOT work at a gas station-He couldn't boss his way out of a paper bag-he was mugged and stabbed to death while trying to buy a joint , just to get by on-because he is still hanging on the corner, cause with no brains, and no ambition---he is still trying to be a big fish in a small neighborhood!!!! YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET?!!!

That sounds better to me!!
But I do enjoy your storytelling!! Some interesting senerios there.

Rem · Post by **Rem** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:56 pm

Right after I posted it I forgot to add one thing, on Masia's part;

About how he got lockjaw while ranting about Beat Street and breakin 2....(it continues here) but it wasn't so bad, because despite his ailment he was able to don a pair of vermin's wax-shoes and dance out his favorite scenes from breakin and Beat Street.

Ranchgal · Post by **Ranchgal** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:49 am

OMG

While I can see him kicking someone's teeth out with all that dancing---???
I don't know about that one!!!! LOL
very funny

vermin76 · Post by **vermin76** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 10:15 am

i suppose you could always make ajax a pimp since he likes to"get it on"with the ladies.

Ranchgal · Post by **Ranchgal** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:02 am

NO sorry, he couldn't be a pimp===customer probably-most definately when he has money---but to be a pimp you have to be able to hold the girls together---and since HE LIKES IT ROUGH---he would never be able to get any girls to stay in his stable!!! they would all be hanging out at Snow's shoe store, cause the first time he slapped them, they would be bolting, begging Snow to take them in!!! :badgrin:

Cochise · Post by **Cochise** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:42 am

You'd think I get hungry, standing up here...It's amazing what a nice view and cool breeze can do.

Post by **SoldierHeavyMuscle** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:50 pm

Cochise wrote:You'd think I get hungry, standing up here...It's amazing what a nice view and cool breeze can do.

yeah, an endless field of stinky hawaiin dank, don't hurt either!

and i figure you'd be hungry, AFTER comin in from the field's!!

by the way mr. rem, that's just damn funny stuff!!!!

snowball fury · Post by **snowball fury** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:16 am

Very funny stuff! I he whole haven't laughed that hard in a while. The whole Snow story reminded me of Al Bundy for some odd reason, except of course for the dojo part. Still funny though.

JoePal · Post by **JoePal** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:27 am

snowball fury wrote:Very funny stuff! I he whole haven't laughed that hard in a while. The whole Snow story reminded me of Al Bundy for some odd reason, except of course for the dojo part. Still funny though.

"WHOOOOA Bundy!"

lutherschk · Post by **lutherschk** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:32 pm

I just wanted to check out the rest of this board and boy did I have a great laugh.. I love how you made the warriors turn out..

may I ask what happend to my love of my life "luther" if you know please fill me in.. you know he was a very good boy and very misunderstood in life ( yeah right) but I cant help but to love him.. sigh

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