Where are the characters now?
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:04 am
Not talking about the actors. If the characters went about their lives, how would they end up in the real world?
Swan: Works at Shell gas stations. he works double overtime for...
Mercy: She has kids, is fat and old looking. She predicted her own future. Life sucks.
Ajax: An extremely disgruntled and frustrated worker at Wal-Mart. Or something like Popcopy (Chapelle's Show). He'd be the heavily tatooed one. He quits his job everyday and gets hired again the next day. he is slowly realizing that the age of wimps is dawning...
Cochise: He banged his way to Hawaii. Once there, he stood upon the mountaintop gazing upon the endless green fields of cannabis. He hasn't moved an inch in 18 yrs, 2 months, 3 days, 4 hrs, 12 mins, and 38 secs and counting.
Vermin: Became a multi-millionaire when he accidentally invented shoes that have wax bulit in, so one no longer needs a good surface for moonwalking. With his money he finally was able to afford a haircut and a good chest-waxing, and spent the rest on an armada of automated Tonka four-wheelers that toddlers are meant to ride on. Soon realizing that he weighed too much, he fathered 42 children which he rotates hourly in driving positions of the 8 tonka toddler four wheelers that pull his mighty chariot. Life is good.
Rembrandt: Michael Jackson's explosion in the 80s rocked Rem's world. He is currently camped outside Neverland Ranch.
Snow: After keeping Rembrandt out of trouble for three years, he gave up and went to work at a shoe-store across the street from a kung-fu academy. The four dozen disciples of the revered Master Li always teased Snow in front of his customers, calling him butt-head because his sweet afro that we all know and love looked rather like a pair of buttcheeks from a certain point of view. One day he decided to get hopped up on some Stardust showed those darn kung-fools what was up. Took on the whole dojo, Bruce Lee style. After that he left the shoe store to work with...
Cowboy: A mall security officer. He lives happily ever after, not knowing that in this daya nd age he looks totally frigg'n ridiculous in that Stetson, which really isn't even a cowboy hat once you stop to think about it. He frequently rumbles with the parking lot security officers.
Orphan leader: He is Swan's boss at the Shell gas station.
Masai: 13 years ago he got a little rust in a scratch while on the set of Full House. He was giving one of his signature wide-mouthed rants later on that year about why Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo and Beat Street were modern adaptations of the Old and New Testaments, when suddenly he got lockjaw, cutting him off mid-sentence and he now has a permanent open mouth grin. Quite funny, actually.
Eye-witness to Cyrus' shooting: He disguises himself as one of Vermin's handmaidens and tries to ride his Tonka four-wheelers by night, spending the days eating brocolli in one of the mansion's pantires in an attempt to reach puberty.
Swan: Works at Shell gas stations. he works double overtime for...
Mercy: She has kids, is fat and old looking. She predicted her own future. Life sucks.
Ajax: An extremely disgruntled and frustrated worker at Wal-Mart. Or something like Popcopy (Chapelle's Show). He'd be the heavily tatooed one. He quits his job everyday and gets hired again the next day. he is slowly realizing that the age of wimps is dawning...
Cochise: He banged his way to Hawaii. Once there, he stood upon the mountaintop gazing upon the endless green fields of cannabis. He hasn't moved an inch in 18 yrs, 2 months, 3 days, 4 hrs, 12 mins, and 38 secs and counting.
Vermin: Became a multi-millionaire when he accidentally invented shoes that have wax bulit in, so one no longer needs a good surface for moonwalking. With his money he finally was able to afford a haircut and a good chest-waxing, and spent the rest on an armada of automated Tonka four-wheelers that toddlers are meant to ride on. Soon realizing that he weighed too much, he fathered 42 children which he rotates hourly in driving positions of the 8 tonka toddler four wheelers that pull his mighty chariot. Life is good.
Rembrandt: Michael Jackson's explosion in the 80s rocked Rem's world. He is currently camped outside Neverland Ranch.
Snow: After keeping Rembrandt out of trouble for three years, he gave up and went to work at a shoe-store across the street from a kung-fu academy. The four dozen disciples of the revered Master Li always teased Snow in front of his customers, calling him butt-head because his sweet afro that we all know and love looked rather like a pair of buttcheeks from a certain point of view. One day he decided to get hopped up on some Stardust showed those darn kung-fools what was up. Took on the whole dojo, Bruce Lee style. After that he left the shoe store to work with...
Cowboy: A mall security officer. He lives happily ever after, not knowing that in this daya nd age he looks totally frigg'n ridiculous in that Stetson, which really isn't even a cowboy hat once you stop to think about it. He frequently rumbles with the parking lot security officers.
Orphan leader: He is Swan's boss at the Shell gas station.
Masai: 13 years ago he got a little rust in a scratch while on the set of Full House. He was giving one of his signature wide-mouthed rants later on that year about why Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo and Beat Street were modern adaptations of the Old and New Testaments, when suddenly he got lockjaw, cutting him off mid-sentence and he now has a permanent open mouth grin. Quite funny, actually.
Eye-witness to Cyrus' shooting: He disguises himself as one of Vermin's handmaidens and tries to ride his Tonka four-wheelers by night, spending the days eating brocolli in one of the mansion's pantires in an attempt to reach puberty.
