Timmy Jr.:Golly I sure could use a soda pop right now.
Billy Jr.: HEY! I know what could pass the time! a knock knock joke!
T:Golly that sounds mighty fun!
B:knock knock.
T:G wiz I wonder who ever that could be.
B:YOU STUPID JACK DONKEY!!! Say who's there!
T:Sorry Billy. Who's there?
B:ME!
T:Why are you at the door?
B: So me and your mom can make love!
T:Ha...ha! You're too ugly for my ma!
Then the door opens. It's Timmys mommy.
Timmy's Mommy:Oh Billy great to see you're here.
B:You too Mrs.Fingerspam.
TM:Why don't you go watch cartoons Timmy, I think Mighty Mouse is on.
T:Oh golly mother two hours of television in one day! Is it my birthday?
TM:No but i'm going to go sleep with your friend Billy.