Zombie Survival Tactics!!

[Good guy]

if your hole city was a big old ghost town wouldent you go loot some stuff ???
i rekon i would head to me dads works ,the prison.
like to see those zombies get past the big steel doors and razor wire. :badgrin: :badgrin:

[War Chief]

It was 'a romantic comedy with zombies'. And a bloomin' good film, too! Although, I wasn't too impressed with the bit where they pretend to be zombies. I always thought zombies could sense the living, and would attack without hesitation. I know I wouldn't risk it!

Yep, to survive zombies, my top three ways would be to:

1. Throw LPs as if they are razor-sharp blades, hoping to decapitate them.
2. Use a cricket bat to take their heads off.
3. Drive over them.

Though I do not posess LP's, a cricket bat, or a car. 

[Rem]

There's  book written on this. I imagine some of Bosco's post might be influenced by it.

[Good guy]

cool i might have to read this book 
any llinks to where i can get it???

[Sleepy Snake]

Here's a link to the book. It's pretty good, although don't expect it to be funny even though it's classified as humor.

[Einherjar]

Depends on what zombies are we talking about Night of the dead, Dawn of the dead or Land of the dead.

Night of the dead- Slow moving runting zombies, you can run but you can bet they'll get to you sooner or later.
Dawn of the dead- These guys can compete in the olympics ! yup, what we got here are zombies who can work their feet, your better off dead.
Land of the dead- This is original, zombie who acctualy THINK. You can run or fight but one thing for sure, they'll think of a way to bring you down pretty quick.

Erm...what was the topic again ? ow, survive a zombie outbreak...I'll turn myself in..for sure.

[bigfoot]

well some of this tips would work for me because its hard to get a gun in new york unless ur a cop or security guard and and every thing i think i can find lying around somewhere

[LIPPY]

When I think of a zombie, the first 'type' that pops in my head are the ones from the first Dawn of the Dead. Yep, the blue ones!  . Sure, there are a lot more 'gory' lookin' zombies out there in the Horror world, but there was just something so terrifying about these ones.  To me, a zombie that struggles, stumbles, crawls and drags itself towards you is a lot more scary than a zombie that runs towards you.  8-[

[Low]

But if a zombie is running towards you rather then dragging itself wouldn't you be afraid of it because you have less time to react?

[Ajax_91]

Okay Guys This Is The 4th Forum Im On That Has A Zombie Survival Thread lol!

but heres my c.o.a anyway.

round up my fam and head to the police station across from my neighborhood.

take out any zombie risistance that might be inside with bats and golfclubs.

(cuzz theres probably only two zombies in there sence everyone fled that area)

find the weapons armory inside and take as much guns and ammo as i can.

find other remaining surviveors in the area  and take em with us.

find a mall that has a bass pro shop in it ( that place has got everything you ned for zombie epidemics lol )

hold tight in there until a rescue team comes ( if not we could come up with a great c.o.e )

but until then id make daily trips with other skilled survivors ive picked up and look for others.

round up ammo guns and food.

or. if all that blows to crap ill just have myself a good zombie war. lol!

[LIPPY]

But if a zombie is running towards you rather then dragging itself wouldn't you be afraid of it because you have less time to react?

I would be afraid of a running zombie, yes! But there's just something more eery about the ones that still try to get at you when they're missing limbs and chunks of themselves (listen to me, going on as if it's happened!  )... It's just the way they struggle and keep coming. Running zombies are a no no anyway  :doubt:

[Low]

just decapitate their legs and arms. and about those "zombie restiance" how do they know how to hold weapons (thinking about this)

[Journey]

all u have to do is run up stairs

[Good guy]

all we have to do is...
take petes car
head over to mums
kill phill
grab mum
get to lizz's
go to the whinchester
and have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over

for those that think i just lost it this is the plan of shaun off shaun of the dead the romzomcom

[War Chief]

Forget all the zombie movies, this is what I think of when I think of a zombie (Fellow Brits will know what I'm talking about):

Alan Partridge dressed as a zombie.

"Why have you biscuits sellotaped to your face?"
"It's supposed to be flaky skin!"


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