The Warriors: Grammaticaly Proper-ized and Politically Corrected

[Cowboy Is Cool]

HA!!!! I saw this topic on IMDB, and decided to post it here. The rules:

1: Take a Warriors quote.
2:Add proper grammar/political correctness.
3: ???
4: PROFIT


Since I couldn't come up with one, I just copied the IMDB guy's:


Swan: Did you see him undergo arrest?
Cochise: Yes, I saw him but, suddenly, he wasn't there any longer. I was retreatingly swiftly!
Swan: Why don't you investigate and check if our general well being is in proper condition.
Rembrandt: This is a locale where the deceased are laid to their final rest!

[Space Toaster]

Hahaha! That's really creative, I must give it a try!

Ajax: I shall forcibly insert that baseball bat into your anus and therefore transform you into a frozen treat upon a stick.

[Warlord Bandit]

Vermin:Hello ma'am, i have the finest of the group.

[Cowboy Is Cool]

Okay, some more:




Sully: The journalism community publishes reports on our activities of dubious morality in the daily newspaper.

Fox: Surely, that is most impressive. You did say The Orphans, correct? Indeed, our assigned member of the community improvement team in regards to adolescents elucidates upon the relative dangers imposed by you and yours constantly.

Apache: We have not been assigned a member of said establishment.

Fox: It is readily apparent that due to the trepidation you so readily inspire, they retain a negative opinion of their personal safety should they encounter your good selves.



Rembrandt: Feces! These ladies own implements of weaponry! These ladies own implements of weaponry!

[popsicle_fury]

can't. breathe. laughing. 

Cowboy: I am out of breath!
Ajax: Are you quite certain?
Cowboy: Yes.
Ajax: Excellent! I grow weary of running away!

Swan: Why did you take a gun and use it to forcibly remove Cyrus from the realm of the living?
Luther: I do not know. I merely enjoy such acts.

Mercy: I cannot enter that room! It is the gentlemen's restroom!
Vermin: Are you attempting to tell a joke?

[LIPPY]

This topic's funny as hell...

Orphan Leader: "Remove your gang attire, or me and my fellow gentlemen will be forced to use violence against you and yours... DO YOU COMPREHEND!?"

Swan (After a pause): "A pox on you."

Orphan Leader looks over at Mercy, clicks his fingers and walks off hurriedly with his gang.

Fox (looking at Mercy): "We are NOT going to hide who we are, just because some HARLET gyrates her rear-end."

[War Chief]

Cyrus' Speech

Are you numerically literate people? I say that the days that follow, belong to us, if you are numerically literate.

Now glance at what lies in front. We have got the Saracens, seated adjacent to the Jones Street Boys. We have got the Moonrunners, shoulder to shoulder with the Van Courtlandt Rangers. Nobody is ceasing the life of nobody. That is an event inexplicable by the laws of nature. And events inexplicable by the laws of nature, is how it should be.

You are erected right now with a hundred other representatives, from a hundred groups of hoodlums, and there are greater than a hundred others. That makes 20,000 loyal followers. 40,000 with the addition of subordinate associates, and 20,000 who are poorly efficient, but who are prepared to wage a battle. 60,000 army persons. Now there are no greater than 20,000 members of governmental regulation and control in the entire conurbation! Are you able to excavate that? Are you able to excavate that? Are you able to excavate that?

[soldierthemiddle]

wow those are mad funnt keep them coming

[anto]

Ajax: Have we outrun these damned harlequins or not?
Swan: If you would care to look over there your question may well be answered...
Ajax: Sacred Faeces!

[andy_man]

Mercy: That restroom is intended for use by the male of the species. As a female, it would be improper for me to enter that particular restroom.

Vermin: Surely you jest.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA Holy crap!  I cant breathe!!! 


Fox: We are not going to conceal our identities because a lady of the evening brandishes her buttocks!

Mercy: Please do not hail me a lady of the evening! I am not a lady of the evening!

Swan: Let us exuent!

[popsicle_fury]

My sides hurt and my Five Alive juice has come out my nose. Well done, friends. 

Ajax: Perhaps, along our journey, it is possible for me to engage in intercourse with a woman who I was previous unfamiliar with.
Vermin: Are you aware that your small mind constantly circulates around the exact same topics that your kinsmen grow weary of hearing of, however tolerate due to the fact that we are your friends?
Ajax: Why is that a problem? Do you think you might be, in fact, attracted to other fellows?

Luther: Gang of Warriors, please do emerge from where ever you may be concealing yourselves, I wish to initiate severe, chaotic combat with you all.

Cowboy: A gang numbering thirty greatly outnumbers a gang consisting of eight men.
Ajax: Numbers shall not make a difference if they posses cowardice.

[DesperateDude]

Oh Man, this thread is hilarious. LMFAO

Vermin: "Those lads were some determined individuals."
Cowboy: "Yes, but so were we."
Ajax: "We could have beaten them, they were nothing but cowards."
Cowboy: "Those men didn't look like cowards to me."
Vermin: "I would agree."

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Candy stand girl: "You men must make some form of payment for the goods you have consumed."
Luther: "Please explain your statement."

[CAZ]

oh my god, this is like...if sheakspeare wrote the warriors

[prozium]

Great thread

Orphans leader: Can you comprehend Warriors? Can you comprehend what the consequences are of disrespecting the Orphans?

[turnbull_badger]

Vermin: How much longer do you believe we'll have to wait. We could be  here for an extremely prolonged amount of time, I am sick of waiting for this form of public transport.