Coney Island Santa Claus

[cowboy rules]

This is the last post I'm wasting on your foolish nonsense...

He missed Swan because he was shanked in the wrist. Tell me how accurate yer gonna be with a blade in yer arm. RIGHT!? Go back to bed, kiddo.

He was only making a joke, calm it. Why you being so hostile towards him? He was only kidding on.

[bushnut]

This is the last post I'm wasting on your foolish nonsense...

He missed Swan because he was shanked in the wrist. Tell me how accurate yer gonna be with a blade in yer arm. RIGHT!? Go back to bed, kiddo.

Jeez calm down man. He missed swan because he ain't that tough and can't shoot straight. Luther thinks he's a player but isn't. That's clearly explained in the film. Why be so hostile on people? Do you think Luther should've got Swan with the bullet?

[andy_man]

This is the last post I'm wasting on your foolish nonsense...

He missed Swan because he was shanked in the wrist. Tell me how accurate yer gonna be with a blade in yer arm. RIGHT!? Go back to bed, kiddo.

Man, I'm sorry! I was JOKING, all right?

2 newbloods argueing over a joke



??? it says minimum requirement for words is 100!  Thats hiliarious!

[Cowboy Is Cool]

This is the last post I'm wasting on your foolish nonsense...

He missed Swan because he was shanked in the wrist. Tell me how accurate yer gonna be with a blade in yer arm. RIGHT!? Go back to bed, kiddo.

Man, I'm sorry! I was JOKING, all right?

2 newbloods argueing over a joke



??? it says minimum requirement for words is 100!  Thats hiliarious!

That's crazy! I noticed it two days ago, and it looks like it ain't going away...

[Warrior_Swan]

I want to uh... apologize to everyone for my childish behavior, and to Cowboy, for being such a jerk to him...  we all have bad days, and it's no excuse, nor does it justify such a childish act of throwing a fit over one comment. I'm sorry everybody... I'm not going to let it happen again.

W.S.

[Kartoon]

This is the last post I'm wasting on your foolish nonsense...

He missed Swan because he was shanked in the wrist. Tell me how accurate yer gonna be with a blade in yer arm. RIGHT!? Go back to bed, kiddo.

this is the first time any of you will watch me break the rules like this, and its gonna happen feel free to report me

but your a asshole, who do you think you are callin new bloods, when your on eyourself. and so what, he made a joke and your gonna try to stomp all over him? stop tryin to act like a punk on this forum, or you can get off it.

i see anything like this again from a NEWBLOOD like YOU and you are gone no questions asked. i should ban you right now but beacuse i have seen a few people go from the gutter of members to the glory (storm86 and bajo to name 2 amazing members) i believe in a2nd chance. get your game together

[Warrior_Swan]

Kartoon, in all fairness, this is the first time I have ever done anything like this, and if you look back over my posts, you'll see that they generally of good quality. I've always done my best to be a good member. I had an off day. I even apologized for it, in private, and in public. How 'bout cuttin' me some slack, huh?

[Ajaxishot96]

I don't like fighting!!     
So I am going to carry on with the subject, shall we guys?
Hmmmm.... what would the Warriors get from Santa?

Swan: A comb/Happy pills
Ajax: Straighteners (maybe some handcuff keys)
Rembrandt: Collogen or spray
Vermin: Clippers/Pipe and slippers
Cleon: The elixier of life/New doo rag
Snow: Tweezers/set of decks
Cowboy: A chin strap/spurs
Cochise: Condoms/bow and arrow
The Fox: Train set/nicky clarke curling tongs

Please feel free to comment, I would like to hear what other people think they would get!!
Chat laterz!! xxxPeacexxx

[Kartoon]

I don't like fighting!!   :(   
So I am going to carry on with the subject, shall we guys?
Hmmmm.... what would the Warriors get from Santa?

Swan: A comb/Happy pills
Ajax: Straighteners (maybe some handcuff keys)
Rembrandt: Collogen or spray
Vermin: Clippers/Pipe and slippers
Cleon: The elixier of life/New doo rag
Snow: Tweezers/set of decks
Cowboy: A chin strap/spurs
Cochise: Condoms/bow and arrow
The Fox: Train set/nicky clarke curling tongs

Please feel free to comment, I would like to hear what other people think they would get!!
Chat laterz!! xxxPeacexxx

i love your attitude, cheers my friend

[Ajaxishot96]

I don't like fighting!!   :(   
So I am going to carry on with the subject, shall we guys?
Hmmmm.... what would the Warriors get from Santa?

Swan: A comb/Happy pills
Ajax: Straighteners (maybe some handcuff keys)
Rembrandt: Collogen or spray
Vermin: Clippers/Pipe and slippers
Cleon: The elixier of life/New doo rag
Snow: Tweezers/set of decks
Cowboy: A chin strap/spurs
Cochise: Condoms/bow and arrow
The Fox: Train set/nicky clarke curling tongs

Please feel free to comment, I would like to hear what other people think they would get!!
Chat laterz!! xxxPeacexxx

i love your attitude, cheers my friend

No worries! I am peace maker!
So anyhoo...anyone else having anythoughts as to what the Warriors woukd get for Christmas?

[LIPPY]

Hmm... I don't know about the others, but I'd bake Ajax a christmas cake with a file in it  .

[back2coney]

Great work I LMAO, I guess you just couldn't wait till December to let that one out.....

[All Grown Up]

Ajax- a transvestite stripper
Swan- a "how to talk, for dummies" Book
Vermin- a book on trains
Rembrandt- how to be a man classes
Snow- some slapps in the face. (so he can have some bruises!)
Fox- a "How to avoid trains, for dummies" book

I tried

[Honey Lips Soldier]

Ajax - I like the idea of sending him a cake with a file or a set of keys in them (lol LIPPY!) Heck, Id make the cake myself!
Swan - a guitar (I dont know why..)
Vermin - a free body wax, thats one hairy chest! *imagines this* tee hee
Rembrandt - a lot of paint I guess. and a bunch of new neckerchiefs
Snow - Id shave his head while he slept and that would be my gift... or a knitted sweater (for some reason, I think hed like whatever people gave him..)
Cowboy - a new cowboy hat which he probably wouldnt wear until his beloved stetson goes missing...
Cochise - mmm new boots, so I could have those ones he wears now.. *drool*
Erm, Cleon and The Fox.. I dunno new halos... or an old house to haunt hahaha
xox

[theSleepiLizzie_of_2006]

ok let me take a stab at this (friendly stab)...and no more fighting please...we all have to thank ourselves for being here and given a chance to write about stuff like this...some of what I've read so far is hilarious...

*takes the mic*...uhmm...

Swan-a year's supply of any brand of shampoo and conditioner that would make his hair look Oh So Fine!
Cleon-a "how to improve your personality" book
Ajax-a "love others love yourself" book or any other self help book/a blow-up doll
Vermin-an ear piercing for one of his ears (not both!!)
Cowboy-Karate lessons
Cochise-year supply of chapstick (gotta keep those babies fresh lol)
Rembrandt-$500 gift card to the Pearl paint store
Fox-ballet slippers (i love how he gracefully runs to check up on the Turnball ACs)
Snow-an MP3 player/the chance to enter the priesthood (he is so peaceful)

freebie: Mercy-"He's just not that into you" book or "Why men love b****es" (i hope I don't get banned for this but its really a book!)

well i tried too  :p keep it coming!