Coney Island Santa Claus

emissary · Post by **emissary** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:25 am

OK if I'm Santa in 1979 here is what I drop off in CI:

Rembrandt: Joe Weider Weight Set
Cowboy: A treadmill for that cardio
Snow: a new radio
Ajax: NY Islanders Mike Bossy jersey
Fox: Computer with green letters that runs BASIC
Cochise and Vermin: Night at Copa Cabana with suits
Swan: Round trip tickets to anywhere
Cleon: The coolest gift possible, Atari 2600

The Orphan · Post by **The Orphan** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:19 am

dude thats awsome!!!

Tantive7 · Post by **Tantive7** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:55 am

emissary

OK if I'm Santa in 1979 here is what I drop off in CI:

Rembrandt: Joe Weider Weight Set
Cowboy: A treadmill for that cardio
Snow: a new radio
Ajax: NY Islanders Mike Bossy jersey
Fox: Computer with green letters that runs BASIC
Cochise and Vermin: Night at Copa Cabana with suits
Swan: Round trip tickets to anywhere
Cleon: The coolest gift possible, Atari 2600

Say What about Mercy??
What would Santa get her???

Rem · Post by **Rem** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:51 am

Tantive7 wrote:
emissary
OK if I'm Santa in 1979 here is what I drop off in CI:

Rembrandt: Joe Weider Weight Set
Cowboy: A treadmill for that cardio
Snow: a new radio
Ajax: NY Islanders Mike Bossy jersey
Fox: Computer with green letters that runs BASIC
Cochise and Vermin: Night at Copa Cabana with suits
Swan: Round trip tickets to anywhere
Cleon: The coolest gift possible, Atari 2600
Say What about Mercy??
What would Santa get her???

.......A bra.

Harley · Post by **Harley** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:26 pm

I'd just get those boys some proper transportation so they can get out more. Their own Warriors van.

Post by **Lion** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:07 am

Hey Mr. Rem, that was pretty funny.

emissary · Post by **emissary** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:41 am

If Cleon does get an Atari 2600, he can't play with Ajax. One game of Space Invaders and that button fails to shoot and the Invaders land, the Atari will be smashed to pieces with one punch.

emissary · Post by **emissary** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:25 pm

When Santa goes by Ginny's candy counter, he'll drop off some pepper spray. Luther's reaction would be priceless.

Swan Owns All · Post by **Swan Owns All** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:29 pm

emissary wrote: When Santa goes by Ginny's candy counter, he'll drop off some pepper spray. Luther's reaction would be priceless.

doesn't luther have a gun that he carries around?

Warrior_Swan · Post by **Warrior_Swan** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:30 pm

Yeah, but if Luther's blind, his aim is probably gonna be WAY off...

That's some funny stuff, guys. Seriously....

Swan needs one good t-shirt, preferably the 77 Led Zeppelin tour shirt. In black.

... so my girlfriend will stop enjoying those muscles so much...

Cowboy Is Cool · Post by **Cowboy Is Cool** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:40 pm

Warrior_Swan wrote: Yeah, but if Luther's blind, his aim is probably gonna be WAY off...

That's some funny stuff, guys. Seriously....

Swan needs one good t-shirt, preferably the 77 Led Zeppelin tour shirt. In black.

... so my girlfriend will stop enjoying those muscles so much...

His aim is WAY off blind or not!

Warrior_Swan · Post by **Warrior_Swan** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:44 pm

How can you say his aim is way off, blind or not? Did he not shoot Cyrus from a hell of a distance? Where do you get your information from, new blood?

Cowboy Is Cool · Post by **Cowboy Is Cool** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:46 pm

Warrior_Swan wrote: How can you say his aim is way off, blind or not? Did he not shoot Cyrus from a hell of a distance? Where do you get your information from, new blood?

It was a joke, because he missed Swan from, like, 6 inches away.

Warrior_Swan · Post by **Warrior_Swan** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:50 pm

This is the last post I'm wasting on your foolish nonsense...

He missed Swan because he was shanked in the wrist. Tell me how accurate yer gonna be with a blade in yer arm. RIGHT!? Go back to bed, kiddo.

Cowboy Is Cool · Post by **Cowboy Is Cool** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:51 pm

Warrior_Swan wrote: This is the last post I'm wasting on your foolish nonsense...

He missed Swan because he was shanked in the wrist. Tell me how accurate yer gonna be with a blade in yer arm. RIGHT!? Go back to bed, kiddo.

Man, I'm sorry! I was JOKING, all right?

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