1. Call it Snakes on a Plane - that is the plot of the movie.
2. Get Samuel L Jackson to star in it.
3. Change the name of the film to Pacific Air Flight 121.
4. Change it back to Snakes on a Plane as that's the only reason SLJ wants to be in it.
5. Have one massive cult internet following before the movie has started shooting.
6. Fans demand SLJ to utter "I want these mother******* snakes off the mother******* plane"
7. Producers agree to put that line in the movie.
8. End result is one mega-hyped film and perhaps one of the greatest film quotes in history. 8)
Can't wait to see this!
