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Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:00 am
by Cowboy Is Cool
Alright, today I sat down and viewed the Punks rumble again. And again. And again... I finally wrote up this analysis of every Punk, their weapon, their outfit, when they are knocked out, who knocks them out, etc. I know most of you have probably already done this, but this is "my version", so to speak. I also made up some names (some from the game- sorry, I ran out of ideas :(!)

Alright, here we go, Punk by Punk, in order of first down to last down:

1.Moose
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Shirt: red, black, and white striped shirt
Weapon: Chain
Defeated By Who: Snow
Defeated How: Bat to the stomach

2.Craig
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Shirt: yellow and black stripes
Weapon: Bat
Defeated By Who: Snow
Defeated How: Kicked through stall door

3.Jacker
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Shirt: red and black stripes, black hat
Weapon: chain
Defeated By Who: Snow
Defated How: top of head smashed into stall door

4.Maurice
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Shirt: green, white, and black stripes
Weapon: blade
Defeated By Who: Cowboy
Defated How: bat to the stomach

5.Lumpy
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Shirt: solid green
Weapon: blade
Defeated By Who: Swan
Defeated How: kick to balls, punch to face

6.Vance(leader)
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Shirt: black with yellow stripes on shoulders
Weapon: blade
Defeated By Who: Cowboy
Defeated How: punch to the face

7.Ed
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Shirt: solid red
Weapon: ???
Defeated By Who: Swan
Defeated How: kick to the face while trying to get up

8.Clinton
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Shirt: solid blue, beret
Weapon: fists
Defeated By Who: Snow
Defeated How: bat to the stomach

9.Mike
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Shirt: green and black stripes
Weapon: bat
Defeated By Who: Swan
Defeated How: thrown through stall door

Scorecard:
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Swan- 3 KOs
Snow- 4 KOs
Rembrandt- 0 KOs
Vermin- 0 KOs
Cowboy- 2 KOs
Cochise- 0 KOs (but helped in weakening them)

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:41 am
by stevo2k6
thats very nice, lol, why did u take the time to do this ? lol

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:41 pm
by Ninth Delegate
Ive always refered to the punk wearing the red, black and white striped shirt as "steve" because he kind of reminds me of the late steve irwin.  He even gets bitten by a wild animal (mercy). 

I can imagine him saying something like "Crikey!! This sheila's a bit cranky". 

Maybe i should stop watching this film when i come back from the pub. Lol :lol:

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:48 pm
by War Chief
Ninth Delegate wrote: Ive always refered to the punk wearing the red, black and white striped shirt as "steve" because he kind of reminds me of the late steve irwin.  He even gets bitten by a wild animal (mercy). 

I can imagine him saying something like "Crikey!! This sheila's a bit cranky". 

Maybe i should stop watching this film when i come back from the pub. Lol :lol:
I actually thought he resembled Steve as well.  8)

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:04 pm
by KillerMime
The steve irwin guy is aj bakunas.  Just like Irwin, he died young while working in the job.  He was killed filming a fall stunt for another movie about a year after the warriors.

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:02 pm
by Vermin/Cowboy
I thought Cowboy took out 3. O well, all that matters is that Snow really kicked ass.

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:55 pm
by Warlord Bandit
Snow toke out that many? I wonder how many ajax would of toke out if he wasnt arrested?

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:37 pm
by prozium
Nice analysis CIC, proffesionally done I must say :D Snow sure did kick a lot of ass! Even though it's not shown in KO's I know Cochise did as well.

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:02 am
by Cowboy606
its awsome that you took the time to do this man. did you take off screen and background fighting into account? or just whats shown?

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:59 am
by Cowboy Is Cool
Cowboy606 wrote: its awsome that you took the time to do this man. did you take off screen and background fighting into account? or just whats shown?
Yep! I checked the foreground and background. I think I'm at least close to being right. If not, oh well...

And Prozium, thanks, man :D!

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:03 am
by Cowboy Is Cool
Oh, I forgot to say this: I named the one guy Jacker because with that hat he reminded me of a carjacker. The others, I used the game and just made some up.

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:55 pm
by emissary
Not bad.  But I still think the best part of that fight is Swan getting the switch blade whilst in the middle of everything.

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:14 am
by soldierthemiddle
emissary wrote: Not bad.  But I still think the best part of that fight is Swan getting the switch blade whilst in the middle of everything.
do you think you can get a screenshot of that becouse ive always been kinda curious of how he got that

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:15 pm
by Swan Owns All
Cool dude! I'll make the wins look more like a mma bout.
example: http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/figh ... hterID=232

SWAN-Title: Warchief Style-Street Grappling/Dirty boxing techniques
Result--Opponent---Method-----------------------------------------Arena
Win-----Lumpy------KO ball kick ( :lol:), followed by haymaker-Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Ed-----------KO Kick to head-------------------------------Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Mike---------KO Slam through stall------------------------Union Square Bathroom     

Snow-Title: Music Man Style-Kick Boxing/Bat fighting
Result--Opponent---Method-----------------------------------------Arena
Win-----Moose-------KO Bat Swing to stomach--------------------Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Craig--------KO Kick (through stall)-----------------------Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Jacker-------KO Head Smash (into stall)------------------Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Clinton------KO Bat Jab to stomach------------------------Union Square Bathroom     

Cowboy-Title: ? i forget...lol Style-Throwin Wild HayMakers
Result--Opponent---Method-----------------------------------------Arena
Win-----Maurice-----Ko Bat Swing To stomach--------------------Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Vance-------KO Punch (left hook)-------------------------Union Square Bathroom     

like it?

Re: Punks Fight Analysis!

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:54 pm
by stevo2k6
bloody hell u guys must have bags of time