Telltale Signa the Street Gang your joining isn't Tough
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:34 am
1. The Only "Drug" activity that funds their operation is Selling Street Level Minoxidil
2.For So called "Hardcore Thugs" They Win More that their Share of Ribbons at the County State Fair for Best Wanksta
3.The Only "Game" where they got "Game" is Yahtzee.
4.They Can't seem to Go more than Ten Minutes without a "Gang Hug"
5. What they Call "Gangbanging" Would be more Aptly be described as the Old "Ring and Run".
6.The Fallen Brothers whoare spoken about in hushed, Reverent Tones are actually just guys who've been maced by mall security or Grounded by their Parents.
7.In Law enforcement circles the gang is Commonly Refered to as "Those Fat Guys on the Vespas"
8.Their Lone Graffiti activity is limited to Making Grammar and Spelling Corrections
9.When they Preach about the importance of their Protection their Turf there alwasy a Strong Emphasis placed on the Grub Killer
10.Their Idea of Bling? Armfuls of Counterfeit Timexes
11.They Call themselves the "Latin Kings" because of their above average grades in latin.
12.The One Hand Sign in their arsenal stands for "Bake Sale today"
2.For So called "Hardcore Thugs" They Win More that their Share of Ribbons at the County State Fair for Best Wanksta
3.The Only "Game" where they got "Game" is Yahtzee.
4.They Can't seem to Go more than Ten Minutes without a "Gang Hug"
5. What they Call "Gangbanging" Would be more Aptly be described as the Old "Ring and Run".
6.The Fallen Brothers whoare spoken about in hushed, Reverent Tones are actually just guys who've been maced by mall security or Grounded by their Parents.
7.In Law enforcement circles the gang is Commonly Refered to as "Those Fat Guys on the Vespas"
8.Their Lone Graffiti activity is limited to Making Grammar and Spelling Corrections
9.When they Preach about the importance of their Protection their Turf there alwasy a Strong Emphasis placed on the Grub Killer
10.Their Idea of Bling? Armfuls of Counterfeit Timexes
11.They Call themselves the "Latin Kings" because of their above average grades in latin.
12.The One Hand Sign in their arsenal stands for "Bake Sale today"